Testes sobre yaoi!

Você é seme ou uke?

link para o teste: http://www.semeuke.com/quiz.html
lin2: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/10746547/are-you-seme-or-uke-d

é em inglês!façam e coloquem a resposta aki...'--' e quem conhecer mais
testes,tanto de animes e mangás yaois,quanto sobre o assunto
yaoi,postem aki\o

outro:

qual seme você é?
link: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/9065281/what-seme-are-you

qual tipo de seme você é?
link: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/6639146/wh...of-seme-are-you

que tipo de estereótipo yaoi é você?
link: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/286001/what-yaoi-stereotype-are-you
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mais testes...uke:
http://www.quizilla.com/search

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Eu só fiz o teste do estereótipo, mas acho q o resultado não tem nada a ver comigo XD

Citação :

Protean Player

Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean *wink*. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy?

Likeliness of being seme: 80%
Likeliness of being uke: 20%
Some fellow Protean Players: Yohji and Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz), Gojyo (Saiyuki), Sano (Rurouni Kenshin), Touga (Shoujo Kakumei Utena), Duo and Zechs (Gundam Wing)

Só fiz o primeiro:

Citação :

You are the Kawaii uke, You are the sweetes kind of Uke in the world!
You love to hug your Seme ( Even thought he's in a bad mood, But you
always make him happy with your smile :D) The world is a happy place
with you on it, And everybody love you :D You are a good baker ( Or you
will be a good one, ) And you love to bake cookies, You are like a
sweet kind of candy. How you and your seme met: It was a normal day
when you where walking out in a forest, all alone. You smiled and
talked to every kind of animal you met. At your way back home from the
forest you saw a guy sitting on a rock while looking at the sky. You
walked over to him and asked if something was wrong. You began to talk,
and suddenly you guys met everyday and talked, When suddenly one day he
asked if you where single, you said yes. ( Of course ). And he kissed
you... The end XD Your best match is with: Protective Seme. Your worst
match is with: dirty Seme and Quit Seme/Uke.

Sou uke 8D /ja sabia

O primeiro do quizzila:
Dirty Seme

You are the Dirty Seme. You like sex ( Wow XD ) But yet you are a carying person, Even thought you sometimes thinks of cheating on your uke, You ACTUALLY Don't do it! Because your Uke gives you the best Sex in the WORLD! You get angry really easy, And you can kick everybodys ass if you like to, But your uke usually stops you before. you can't say what you really feel most of the times, yet you say to you Uke that you love him a hundred times, Cause you know that he's gonna get dirty at night if you say it ( And of course you mean that you love him! ). You don't like to do nice things, without getting paid back ( Getting a Reward ). And you usually get a Big reward when you help your Uke ( Guess what XD ? ). How you met your uke: It was at the night at you where wandering all alone in the dark, when some drunk asshole annoyed you, You started to kick hes ass of ( Becuase you had a really bad day, You don't usually do that kind of stuff ). When some boy grapped your arm and pulled you away from the hurt asshole there where laying on the ground while bleeding. The police came and tried to catch you, But the Strange boy helped you away ( Even trought you could have escaped on your own you didn't want him to leave ). And you both hide in a forest. Then you began to talk about stuff ( Random stuff ), and suddenly you end up in hes house, in hes bed doing weird stuff. Lucky you got your chains with ya, :D Best match: Quit seme/Uke, Happy uke. Worst match: Kawaii Uke and Innoscence uke.

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Can we say "superiority complex," anyone? You want to be like the Supreme Seme and have it all. Trouble is you tend to scare away most of your prey. And you see them as just that, prey. You're the kind of seme that would play the dominant role in S&M, use the most painful toys, and never use a safe word. Which is bad, because you should ALWAYS use a safe word. You, however, think that using a safe word gives the sub too much control. Not that a safe word would matter, since you would most likely have him gagged and blindfolded, as well as every limb bound and using a painfully tight cock ring because you even want control over when he comes. You see, you'll never be able to successfully have it all like the Supreme Seme does, simply because you take too much and give nothing back. Anytime your prey seems to be reacting positively to your advances, you do something to send them running away again. Really, you have to work on that creepy attitude of yours...


Likeliness of being uke: 0.1%

Likeliness of being seme: 99.9%
Some fellow Totalitarian Tops: Muraki (Yami no Matsuei) , Crawford (Weiss Kreuz)

Kay ... aqui temos a explicação de eu odiar quando me chamam de uke -.-"



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Pervy Seme

Probably the most common seme out there, you are the uke's worst nightmare if they happen to be one of those "don't RAEP me!" types. Sarcastic and witty, you love your men and aren't afraid to show your gay side to all those willing, or maybe not so willing most of the time--but that can be ignored. Truth is, we love you and wouldn't ask you to be any pervier than you already are.
No, really, stop that. That doesn't go in ther--!

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primeiro teste:

Citação :

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

EU SOU UM UKE MALVADO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~~ MORRI KKKKKKKK~~


Segundo teste:

Citação :

Dirty Seme
You are the Dirty Seme. You like sex ( Wow XD ) But yet you are a carying person, Even thought you sometimes thinks of cheating on your uke, You ACTUALLY Don't do it! Because your Uke gives you the best Sex in the WORLD! You get angry really easy, And you can kick everybodys ass if you like to, But your uke usually stops you before. you can't say what you really feel most of the times, yet you say to you Uke that you love him a hundred times, Cause you know that he's gonna get dirty at night if you say it ( And of course you mean that you love him! ). You don't like to do nice things, without getting paid back ( Getting a Reward ). And you usually get a Big reward when you help your Uke ( Guess what XD ? ). How you met your uke: It was at the night at you where wandering all alone in the dark, when some drunk asshole annoyed you, You started to kick hes ass of ( Becuase you had a really bad day, You don't usually do that kind of stuff ). When some boy grapped your arm and pulled you away from the hurt asshole there where laying on the ground while bleeding. The police came and tried to catch you, But the Strange boy helped you away ( Even trought you could have escaped on your own you didn't want him to leave ). And you both hide in a forest. Then you began to talk about stuff ( Random stuff ), and suddenly you end up in hes house, in hes bed doing weird stuff. Lucky you got your chains with ya, :D Best match: Quit seme/Uke, Happy uke. Worst match: Kawaii Uke and Innoscence uke.

Terceiro teste:

Citação :

Logical Seme

The cream of the crop, king of the kingdom, a knight among peasants--Aw hell, you're a Logical Seme! A complete stiff, but hey, ukes still love you for that exact reason! You know how to get things done right and most of the time are the one steering your lover in the correct direction. And if not, the one you need is always there to pick you up when you just can't seem to find that pleasant tick of common sense he usually lacks.

Quarto teste:
Não abriu '-'


Quinto teste:

Citação :

Totalitarian Top

Can we say "superiority complex," anyone? You want to be like the Supreme Seme and have it all. Trouble is you tend to scare away most of your prey. And you see them as just that, prey. You're the kind of seme that would play the dominant role in S&M, use the most painful toys, and never use a safe word. Which is bad, because you should ALWAYS use a safe word. You, however, think that using a safe word gives the sub too much control. Not that a safe word would matter, since you would most likely have him gagged and blindfolded, as well as every limb bound and using a painfully tight cock ring because you even want control over when he comes. You see, you'll never be able to successfully have it all like the Supreme Seme does, simply because you take too much and give nothing back. Anytime your prey seems to be reacting positively to your advances, you do something to send them running away again. Really, you have to work on that creepy attitude of yours...


Likeliness of being uke: 0.1%
Likeliness of being seme: 99.9%

Some fellow Totalitarian Tops: Muraki (Yami no Matsuei) , Crawford (Weiss Kreuz)

o meu sobre o estereotipo yaoi:

Citação :

Switching Stoic

You're usually the kind who is the
leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd
much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something
quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could
more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to
believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy
torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with
people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because
of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock
down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly,
popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract.
Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather
quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You
need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love
and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result,
you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you
get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence
the title.

Likeliness of being seme: 40%
Likeliness of being uke: 60%
Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

traduzindo fica:

Citação :

Switching estóico

Você geralmente é do tipo que é o líder em tudo o que fazemos. Mesmo assim, a socialização não é seu forte. Você tinha que preferia ficar sozinho em algum lugar lendo um livro ou trabalhando em algo baixinho. As pessoas simplesmente tendem a ser distrações desnecessárias e, mais do que você poderia fazer sem eles. Pelo menos, é o que você gostaria que as pessoas acreditam na verdade você está realmente um pouco assustado. Embora, ainda não pesada tortura seria levá-lo a admitir isso. Você simplesmente não sabem como lidar com as pessoas, porque você nunca teve realmente muita experiência. É por isso que, geralmente, leva uma saída, pessoa experiente para derrubar algumas de suas paredes. Eles são tudo o que não o são; simpático, popular e auto-confiante. E, afinal, os opostos se atraem. Relações
com os outros estóicos Switching tendem a fracassar bastante depressa,
porque nenhum de vocês sabe o que fazer sobre a forma como você se
sente. Você
precisa de alguém para ajudá-lo a compreender essas emoções estranho
chamado amor e desejo, e para que você saiba que é ok para
expressá-las. Como resultado, você geralmente acabam uke. Bem, pelo menos para começar. Talvez depois de começar um punho em como fazer as coisas que você irá mudar o seu papel. Daí o título.

Probabilidade de seme sendo: 40%
Probabilidade de ser uke: 60%
Alguns colegas de comutação estóicos: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

eh,acho q tem alguns bons pontos haver comigo.^^especialmente pq eu viajo entre seme e uke,mas acho q caio um pouquinho mais pro uke atualmente^^

Teste link 1 de você é seme ou uke:

Citação :

You are a Chibi Seme! You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

meu resultado para o teste :Are you seme or Uke?

Citação :

You are the Quit seme/Uke, You can be a Seme AND An Uke, You don't mind
giving or getting, Just the person who gets/Gives it are happy, then
you are happy. People often sees you as a Negative, Yet sweet guy, That
needs to be protected, But yet threated dirty and get tortured ( In a
good way ). You often don't get when people tells you about there love
feelings, but you know that you love your seme!. You really like cute
things, and you often get cute stuff in present from your seme ( Like
Chains - Just for fun XD - And a kitty ! ) How you met your seme: You
where getting hurt by some strangers, they kicked you and well
yeearh,.... hurted you, you where screaming and crying and begging for
someone to help you, when suddenly a strange, Yet beautiful guy stepped
up and gave those strangers a lesson. While you where crying he took
you home to himself ( because you hardly couldn't speak with all that
blood in your mouth ) - Well that's romantic o___o' -. He protected you
all the day and he let you sleep in hes bed beside him until you got it
better, But the day you where on you way out of the door, he pushed you
gentle into the wall while kissing you. And then you became lovers.
Best match: Dirty seme and Cool seme Worst match: Protective seme.

traduzindo,fica:

Citação :

Você é o tipo de Seme/Uke silencioso, Você pode ser um Seme ou um Uke,
Você não se importa de dar ou receber.Se a pessoa que recebe / dá está
feliz, então você está feliz. As pessoas, as vezes veem você como uma
pessoa Negativa, porém Doce/gentil. Que precisa ser protegida, mas
ainda tratada de maneira suja e ser torturada (de uma boa maneira).
Você as vezes não entende quando as pessoas falam com você sobre
sentimentos amorosos, mas você sabe que você ama seu seme!. Você
realmente gosta de coisas fofas, e as vezes pega coisas fofas para
presentear seu seme (como correntes - Apenas para diversão xD - E um
gatinho)
Como você conheceu seu Seme: Você estava sendo ferida por
alguns estranhos, eles chutaram vc e ...bem....er... machucaram você.
Você estava gritando, e chorando e implorando para alguém ajudar você,
então subitamente, um cara estranho, porém bonito, se aproximou e deu
aos caras estranhos que te bateram uma lição.Quando você estava
chorando ele levou você para casa dele (por que você dificilmente podia
falar com todo o sangue em sua boca) - Bem...isso foi romantico o___o'
-.Ele protegeu você o dia todo e ele deixou você dormir na cama dele ao
seu lado até você se sentir melhor. Mas o dia em que você estava indo
em direção a porta ele te empurrou gentilmente para a parede enquato
beijava você. E então vocês viraram amantes(no bom sentido, se num
gostar de amantes, leia-se um Casal)
Melhor resultado: seme Dirty and Cool jogo Pior seme: seme protecção.

resultado do teste,what seme are you?:

Citação :

Seme Lógico

A nata da cultura, o rei do reino, um cavaleiro
entre os camponeses - Ah inferno, você é um Seme Lógico! A rigidez
completa, mas hey, uke ainda amo você, por esse motivo exato! Você sabe
como fazer as coisas direito e na maioria das vezes é o único volante
do seu amante na direção correta. E se não, o que você precisa está
sempre lá para buscá-lo quando você apenas não consigo achar que o
carrapato agradável do senso comum que normalmente não tem.

Que seme você é:

Citação :

Anti-Social Seme


Cold and seemingly heartless, you know exactly what you want; a logical, pushy uke that will put you in your place and bring out that warm side of you that you can't seem to force out on your own. You might look like a constipated corpse most of the time, but one day that heart of ice will be thawed by your one, twoo lurve! Just don't kill anyone while on the prowl.

WTF!?!?!!??

Alguem me ajuda a fazer os testes? To boiando x.x

clica neles..vc não entende ingles?usa o google tradutor: http://translate.google.com.br/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.semeuke.com%2F&sl=en&tl=pt
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pessoas não sei se vcs viram,mas no site onde tem o primeiro site o semeuke.com tem maior descrição das personalidades q sairam de resultado,e um monte de coisas interessantes,quem quiser ver'--' *adorei a descrição do meu..*

Citação :

Quiet Seme/uke

You are the Quit seme/Uke, You can be a Seme AND An Uke, You don't mind giving or getting, Just the person who gets/Gives it are happy, then you are happy. People often sees you as a Negative, Yet sweet guy, That needs to be protected, But yet threated dirty and get tortured ( In a good way ). You often don't get when people tells you about there love feelings, but you know that you love your seme!. You really like cute things, and you often get cute stuff in present from your seme ( Like Chains - Just for fun XD - And a kitty ! ) How you met your seme: You where getting hurt by some strangers, they kicked you and well yeearh,.... hurted you, you where screaming and crying and begging for someone to help you, when suddenly a strange, Yet beautiful guy stepped up and gave those strangers a lesson. While you where crying he took you home to himself ( because you hardly couldn't speak with all that blood in your mouth ) - Well that's romantic o___o' -. He protected you all the day and he let you sleep in hes bed beside him until you got it better, But the day you where on you way out of the door, he pushed you gentle into the wall while kissing you. And then you became lovers. Best match: Dirty seme and Cool seme Worst match: Protective seme.

Que estranho 8D

Citação :

Logical Seme

The cream of the crop, king of the kingdom, a knight among peasants--Aw hell, you're a Logical Seme! A complete stiff, but hey, ukes still love you for that exact reason! You know how to get things done right and most of the time are the one steering your lover in the correct direction. And if not, the one you need is always there to pick you up when you just can't seem to find that pleasant tick of common sense he usually lacks.

Hã? õ.o

Eu já tinha feito o 1° teste, da última vez tinha dado um uke bem burro, se bem q não mudou muito

Citação :

You are a Flaming Uke!

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

vc deu dois resultados parecidos comigo,rika..o.õ..e eu não consigo me ver como logical seme...ele me lembra o ....*estremece* kyoya de ouran host club,morro d medo.

tbm não gosto do uke flamboyant,ou algo assim*não lembra o nome...*

Em um dos testes deu que a Liah combina comigo e no outro que ela é igual a eu 8D

dois resultados dai tbm combinaram com meu resultado..xDD

É mesmoooo opksaOPKSAopksaOPKSAopkopksa

Badass uke e chibi seme... Estranho XDDD

neh!xDDD

Primeiro teste:

"Protective Seme.

You are the Protective seme, You are overprotective ( Yet your uke likes that! ), And you love to threat other people ( If they deserve it ) Nice. You are kind to those you love, and you help many kind of people. You like to get hugs from people, and you mostly get your smile from your uke. If someone hurt those you love, you become angry and you can kill, ( seriously ). But you are a really nice guy!. How you met your uke: When you where at your school ( Or whatever, now its just a school ) Your calss got a new student, That looked really cute!. You couldn't help falling in love with him when you first saw him, Your teacher asked if you could take care of him these first days and you said YES! With a happy smile. The new cute guy smiled at you and you couldn't help getting more happy!. He's smile lighted the whole world up. Now you started to protect him more and more from every kind of danger, At he really liked that, when suddenly a day where you where standing with your friends and talked, he came walking up to you and took around you head and kissed you gentle. Everyone starred at you, but you didn't care, you really loved him. The end.... Best match: Kawaii Uke, Innocent Uke. Worst match: Quit Seme/Uke. and all those others Seme's."

sou seme? O__O mas amei o jeito de nós nos conhecermos >__<

Segundo teste:

"Romantic Seme.

You are just about every uke's dream man. Lovely and charming, you know how to make the men swoon in delight every time you breath. Candle light dinners and boat rides in the riviera are what you promise right along with a lifetime of love. But let's face it, what are you /really/ after? You have to be faking, right? Or, at least, that's what everyone automatically assumes, but you're really just a good seme, which will be your downfall. Learn to add a little real life to your day!"

Romantica :DD


Quarto teste:

"Uber uke.

Well arent you just cuuuuuute? Even so, you aren't innocent. Though, youd like people to believe you to be. You also tend to look much younger than you really are. This'll come in handy once you get older, but can sometimes be a real pain when youre in your late teens/early twenties and are constantly carded. Anyway, you are the most uke of all the uke. For now, at least. Once you get the hang of things, you have the potential of becoming anywhere from a Bashful Bottom to a Protean Player! ^_~"

Não fiz os dois últimos nem o terceiro xDD

Protective Seme


You are the Protective seme, You are overprotective ( Yet your uke likes that! ), And you love to threat other people ( If they deserve it ) Nice. You are kind to those you love, and you help many kind of people. You like to get hugs from people, and you mostly get your smile from your uke. If someone hurt those you love, you become angry and you can kill, ( seriously ). But you are a really nice guy!. How you met your uke: When you where at your school ( Or whatever, now its just a school ) Your calss got a new student, That looked really cute!. You couldn't help falling in love with him when you first saw him, Your teacher asked if you could take care of him these first days and you said YES! With a happy smile. The new cute guy smiled at you and you couldn't help getting more happy!. He's smile lighted the whole world up. Now you started to protect him more and more from every kind of danger, At he really liked that, when suddenly a day where you where standing with your friends and talked, he came walking up to you and took around you head and kissed you gentle. Everyone starred at you, but you didn't care, you really loved him. The end.... Best match: Kawaii Uke, Innocent Uke. Worst match: Quit Seme/Uke. and all those others Seme's




GENTE EU N PRESTO X-X

pq não,ayuu??isso ai não eh um seme protetor??o.O*não entende ingles*

Depende do que você vê como "prestar" XDD

E é um seme protetor mesmo xD

bom,então não entendi realmente..a descrição eh ateh bonitinha..se for ver a minha,ateh a forma como conseguiu o 'seme' eh ruim...><"

haha pq ser protetor sofre bastante axo x-x.....

Sofre um pouco. Principalmente com as crises de ciúme. coitadinhos~ Mas são fofos. ~^-^~

ah sim.concordo,mika^^

Achei ooooooutro teste:
http://kokoro.deep-ice.com/semeuke/

Pra mim deu:




Are you a Seme or Uke?