Testes sobre yaoi!

O meu deu uke. :DD

acho que jah fiz esse uma vez,a mto,mto tempo atrás...veremos\o
isso é o que deu o meu hoje:

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Tradução: você é.... AMBOS!?
Você é bondoso e gentil,mas você pode ser possessivo.
Você é determinado e quando o perigo está próximo, você não fica imóvel.

mas tbm deu...


esses testes são complicados qnd não tem multipla escolha,pq qnd tenho mais de uma caracteristica mto forte,e empata,tenho q refazer.u.u

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Are you a http://kokoro.deep-ice.com/semeuke/" target="_blank">Seme or Uke?


genteeeee que medo só sai seme quero se uke X___X (brincadera adoro protege quem merece o meu amor x-x)

Fiz o do esteriotipo \o/
Estranho, mas foi engraçado


Switching Stoic

You're usually the kind who is the
leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd
much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something
quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could
more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to
believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy
torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with
people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because
of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock
down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly,
popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract.
Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather
quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You
need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love
and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result,
you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you
get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence
the title.

Likeliness of being seme: 40%
Likeliness of being uke: 60%
Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

Fala sério! Adoro estes textes! So... Vejamos

Are you Seme or Uke?
Cool seme! Em resumo, um "cool seme" não se importa com o que pensam dele, somente quer ser tratado com respeito e ter alguém especial por quem possa ter sentimentos especias, mas por ser cool, não admite seus sentimentos, mas tem um uke ao seu lado que o compreende e adora tomar sorvete com seu uke.

Adorei isso *-* **suspira**

What Yaoi Stereotype Are You?
Totalitarian Top! Em resumo: gosta de brincadeiras que envolvam couro, correntes e chicotes... Sempre exije muito e não dá nada (ele é seme! u_ú), por isso os ukes sempre fogem... Melhore esta sua atitude nojenta...

Funny! Acho que um cool seme esta a uns dois passos atrás de um totalitário... é a ordem evolutiva das coisas... xD

Adoro ser seme, em um mundo fantasioso!

You are the Innocent Uke, You are really shy, and mostly you run away
from trouble.

Provalemente deu isso porque eu dei respostas evasivas sobre estar na cama com um rapaz.

Cara, isso quase destruiu a minha masculinidade...

ohh q fofo,inocente uke*---*// vc não devia ter levado ao pé da letra...responda como se fosse estar na cama com uma moça,ao invés de um rapaz..o.o"[sim,foi pq vc ficou evasivo..meu amigo tbm tentou fugir as questões e deu isso..n-n]

Obrigado pela dica, Menina.

Apesar do resultado continuar sendo vergonhoso (parece que sou flex).

hsaiuhsaiu pode (me) chamar de Marin.Eu tbm gosto de hetalia,mto\\o
ah,ser flex não eh tão ruim..'--' o meu tbm deu\o só significa q vc é um parceiro bem dosado'--'//

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Protective Seme

You
are the Protective seme, You are overprotective ( Yet your uke likes
that! ), And you love to threat other people ( If they deserve it )
Nice. You are kind to those you love, and you help many kind of people.
You like to get hugs from people, and you mostly get your smile from
your uke. If someone hurt those you love, you become angry and you can
kill, ( seriously ). But you are a really nice guy!. How you met your
uke: When you where at your school ( Or whatever, now its just a school
) Your calss got a new student, That looked really cute!. You couldn't
help falling in love with him when you first saw him, Your teacher
asked if you could take care of him these first days and you said YES!
With a happy smile. The new cute guy smiled at you and you couldn't
help getting more happy!. He's smile lighted the whole world up. Now
you started to protect him more and more from every kind of danger, At
he really liked that, when suddenly a day where you where standing with
your friends and talked, he came walking up to you and took around you
head and kissed you gentle. Everyone starred at you, but you didn't
care, you really loved him. The end.... Best match: Kawaii Uke,
Innocent Uke. Worst match: Quit Seme/Uke. and all those others Seme's.

segundo...

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Romantic Seme




You are just about
every uke's dream man. Lovely and charming, you know how to make the
men swoon in delight every time you breath. Candle light dinners and
boat rides in the riviera are what you promise right along with a
lifetime of love. But let's face it, what are you /really/ after? You
have to be faking, right? Or, at least, that's what everyone
automatically assumes, but you're really just a good seme, which will
be your downfall. Learn to add a little real life to your day!

o 3 não apareceu

e o quarto...

não abriu aqui. XDDDD

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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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Are you a Seme or Uke?

alguns dos testes que eu fiz. xD
ah, sinceramente isso não me feriu não, sempre achei que sou uke. .-.
além disso, eu tenho cara de uke. xD (minha amiga sempre fala isso)

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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Citação :

Mudar estóica

Você geralmente é do tipo que é líder em tudo o que fazemos. Mesmo assim, a socialização não é seu forte. Você prefiro estar sozinho em algum lugar lendo um livro ou trabalhando em alguma coisa baixinho. As pessoas simplesmente tendem a ser distrações desnecessárias, e você pode mais do que fazer sem eles. Pelo menos, é o que você gostaria que as pessoas acreditam na verdade você está realmente um pouco assustado. Embora, não tortura, mesmo pesado iria levá-lo a admitir isso. Você simplesmente não sabem como lidar com as pessoas, porque você nunca realmente teve muita experiência. É por isso que, geralmente, leva uma pessoa, extrovertida experiente para derrubar algumas de suas paredes. Eles são tudo o que não o são; simpático, popular, e auto-confiante. E, afinal, os opostos se atraem. Relacionamento com os estóicos Switching outros tendem a fracassar muito rapidamente, porque nenhum de vocês sabe o que fazer sobre como você se sente. Você precisa de alguém para ajudar você a entender essas emoções estranhas chamadas de amor e desejo, e para que você saiba que está ok para expressá-las. Como resultado, você geralmente acabam uke. Bem, pelo menos para começar. Talvez, depois de obter uma alça sobre como as coisas são feitas você vai mudar o seu papel. Daí o título.
probabilidades de serem seme: 40%
probabilidade de ser uke: 60%
Algumas estóicos companheiros de comutação: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

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Você é o seme legal. Você realmente não se importa o que todos pensam de você, mas você não se preocupa como eles lhe ameaça. Você quer ser ameaçou com respeito, e se alguém não mostrar-lhe respeito, eles vão ser chutado sua bunda! Você gosta de manter em torno de uma pessoa especial, e você gosta de sentir sentimentos especiais para uma pessoa, mas você está a arrefecer a admitir quando você sente isso, mas tiver sorte, você tem um Uke que entender o que você sente e quando você sente algumas coisas . Você gosta de andar com seu uke e comendo sorvete com ele, e alimentá-lo com gelo. Como você conheceu seu uke: Você onde relaxar com um sorvete, sentado em uma pedra e olhando para o céu. Quando de repente um cara estranho boomped em você eo sorvete caiu no chão. O rapaz se desculpou várias vezes, e puxou-lhe mais para um lugar onde você pode comprar sorvete (para que ele pudesse garoto que um novo), você não parava de dizer que era apenas um sorvete, não importa, mas o menino didn 't cuidado, ele queria pagar-lhe de volta!. Ele comprou um novo sorvete (e um para si próprio) e vocês caminhamos juntos enquanto fala, você começou a falar sobre namoradas (claro, porque você não sabe onde gays), quando de repente lhe perguntou se ele onde único , ele disse que sim, e perguntou-lhe, e você disse que sim (é claro). Você chegou em casa com você e começou a assistir a um filme de terror, e cada vez que havia um lugar assustador no filme, ele huggede você e corou e desviou o olhar.
Melhor jogo: Innocent uke, uke feliz e Seme / Uke Silencioso.
Pior jogo: Uke Kawaii, e aqueles outros da seme

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Needy seme!
Você tem que sempre ser amado e apreciado. Se você não for você vai mudar só para o seu uke vou te amar mais. Não é fofo? Você é um dependia um pouco. Você será mais compatable com o uke carinho que sempre te estimarei.

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Pervy Seme!
Provavelmente, a sema mais comum lá fora, você é o pior pesadelo da uke se acontecer de ser um daqueles "não RAEP me!" tipos. Sarcástico e inteligente, você ama seus homens e não tem medo de mostrar seu lado gay a todos aqueles que estão dispostos, ou talvez não tão dispostos a maior parte do tempo - mas que pode ser ignorado. A verdade é, nós amamos você e não pedir-lhe para ser qualquer pervier que você já é.
Não, realmente, parar com isso. Isso não vai em ther -!

Só fiz o do estereótipo:

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Switching Stoic

 You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.

Não tinha pensado que acabaria sendo uke.

O "Você é seme ou uke?",link 2:

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Innocent Uke

You are the Innocent Uke, You are really shy, and mostly you run away from trouble. Thats why you need a carying and protective, Yet cool guy that can follow you around. You like to sit down and read a book, While a guy is holding around you, ( Who doesn't like that? ). You are mostly really quiet, But sometimes you can get hyper, and hug everybody around you ( Even strangers ). How you met your perfect seme: It was a gray day, you where wandering in sadness around in the town. It was raining down, so nobody could se that you where crying. You looked down on your feets when you suddenly feelt a hand on your shoulder. You looked up and saw Light blue eyes starring into your eyes. You blushed, and looked away. The strange boy asked why you where wandering all alone in the rain with those sad eyes. You ignored him, Because you didn't know what to answer, when he suddenly hugged you from behind, And while hugging you he told you how cute you where. You both became friends and started to like each other, and then became lovers ( On a weird way o_ó' )' Your best match is with: Cool seme and Protective seme. Worst match is with: Dirty seme and Quit Seme/Uke

"que tipo de estereótipo yaoi é você?"

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Switching Stoic

You're usually the kind who is the leader in whatever you do. Even so, socializing isn't your forte. You'd much rather be alone somewhere reading a book or working on something quietly. People just tend to be unnecessary distractions, and you could more than do without them. At least, that's what you'd like people to believe In truth you are actually rather scared. Though, not even heavy torture would get you to admit it. You just don't know how to deal with people, because you've never really had much experience. It's because of this that it usually takes an outgoing, experienced person to knock down some of your walls. They are everything you aren't; friendly, popular, and self-assured. And, after all, opposites attract. Relationships with other Switching Stoics tend to fizzle out rather quickly because neither of you know what to do about how you feel. You need someone to help you understand these strange emotions called love and desire, and to let you know it's ok to express them. As a result, you usually end up uke. Well, at least to start out. Maybe after you get a handle on how things are done you will switch your role. Hence the title.

Likeliness of being seme: 40%
Likeliness of being uke: 60%
Some fellow Switching Stoics: Ran (Weiss Kreuz), Sanzo (Saiyuki), Heero (Gundam Wing), Hisoka (Yami no Matsuei)

Vou pegar a primeira imagem pra mim.

Citação :

Você é um Uke Clueless!
Ter um bom tempo é o que você é tudo. Você está satisfeito só para ter alguém para comer hambúrgueres e jogar jogos de vídeo com, e são completamente alheio ao comportamento do outro manipuladora. Você não precisa esperar muito, e que pode ser uma coisa boa. Você é a presa perfeita para a Seme Oportunista, que pode se aproveitar de você, mas você provavelmente não vai nem perceber, ou realmente cuidado, enquanto você está se divertindo.




Mais compatível com: Seme Oportunista, Seme Romântico

Acho que faz sentido...

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Uke tímido
Você está nada além de mistério charmoso e de sema são Lappin 'It Up - muito ruim você é muito tímido para chegar lá com um deles (ou todos eles Heck.!). Ah, bem. Talvez, algum dia, você vai sair dessa casca. Oh, yeah! Não tente esconder a sua sexualidade, se tha a questão. Só ele pode te matar!

Mas por essa eu não esperava @.@

You are the Innocent Uke, You are really shy, and mostly you run away from trouble. Thats why you need a carying and protective, Yet cool guy that can follow you around. You like to sit down and read a book, While a guy is holding around you, ( Who doesn't like that? ). You are mostly really quiet, But sometimes you can get hyper, and hug everybody around you ( Even strangers ). How you met your perfect seme: It was a gray day, you where wandering in sadness around in the town. It was raining down, so nobody could se that you where crying. You looked down on your feets when you suddenly feelt a hand on your shoulder. You looked up and saw Light blue eyes starring into your eyes. You blushed, and looked away. The strange boy asked why you where wandering all alone in the rain with those sad eyes. You ignored him, Because you didn't know what to answer, when he suddenly hugged you from behind, And while hugging you he told you how cute you where. You both became friends and started to like each other, and then became lovers ( On a weird way o_ó' )' Your best match is with: Cool seme and Protective seme. Worst match is with: Dirty seme and Quit Seme/Uke

Sim, eu sou um Uke Inocente u-u

Are you Seme or Uke?

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Quiet Seme/uke
You are the Quit seme/Uke, You can be a Seme AND An Uke, You don't mind giving or getting, Just the person who gets/Gives it are happy, then you are happy. People often sees you as a Negative, Yet sweet guy, That needs to be protected, But yet threated dirty and get tortured ( In a good way ). You often don't get when people tells you about there love feelings, but you know that you love your seme!. You really like cute things, and you often get cute stuff in present from your seme ( Like Chains - Just for fun XD - And a kitty ! ) How you met your seme: You where getting hurt by some strangers, they kicked you and well yeearh,.... hurted you, you where screaming and crying and begging for someone to help you, when suddenly a strange, Yet beautiful guy stepped up and gave those strangers a lesson. While you where crying he took you home to himself ( because you hardly couldn't speak with all that blood in your mouth ) - Well that's romantic o___o' -. He protected you all the day and he let you sleep in hes bed beside him until you got it better, But the day you where on you way out of the door, he pushed you gentle into the wall while kissing you. And then you became lovers. Best match: Dirty seme and Cool seme Worst match: Protective seme.

What seme are you?

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Logical Seme
The cream of the crop, king of the kingdom, a knight among peasants--Aw hell, you're a Logical Seme! A complete stiff, but hey, ukes still love you for that exact reason! You know how to get things done right and most of the time are the one steering your lover in the correct direction. And if not, the one you need is always there to pick you up when you just can't seem to find that pleasant tick of common sense he usually lacks.

What Yaoi Stereotype are you?

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Uber Uke

Well arent you just cuuuuuute? Even so, you aren't innocent. Though, youd like people to believe you to be. You also tend to look much younger than you really are. This'll come in handy once you get older, but can sometimes be a real pain when youre in your late teens/early twenties and are constantly carded. Anyway, you are the most uke of all the uke. For now, at least. Once you get the hang of things, you have the potential of becoming anywhere from a Bashful Bottom to a Protean Player! ^_~


Likeliness of being seme: 1%
Likeliness of being uke: 99%
Some fellow Uber Uke: Omi (Weiss Kreuz), Shuuichi (Gravitation), Goku (Saiyuki), Miki (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)

UAHSUHSUHSAU

Eu fiz o primeiro e descobri que sou uke  

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You are the Happy uke, You like to jump around and laugh. You love to play with people ( Not dirty )- ( Well you like to play dirty with your seme, But not others ). And watching cartoons is what you really love to do!. You can be alittle annoying, because you are jumping aroung all the time, but everybody likes you because you are so posetive. You don't care what other people thinks about you, and you don't really care how they treat you, You don't get sad easy, and that's why you can be with any type of seme/Uke you want! But some Seme's/Uke's you match better with than others. ( Of course ). How you met your perfect seme: You where playing around in the park when you saw a strange guy sitting alone on a bench. You jumped over to him and sat beside him. You smiled and asked if something where wrong. He just answered no, and then walked away. And you followed him around (Thats how annoying you can be). When suddenly he walked into hes own house. And of course you sneaked into hes house through the bathroom window. and starting from there you became lovers. ( Weird way to get a lover, but thats how you are XD ) Best match: Protective seme, Dirty seme, Cool seme, Quit Seme/uke. Worst match: All those others Uke's. ( Well you don't really have a worst match :3

Fiz o tipo de estereótipo yaoi agora e saiu que sou um Uke de novo   mas, eu vou aceitar isso  

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Bashful Bottom

You're sweet, loving, but sometimes a bit unsure. It could be your naivety. Youre just a step above Uber Uke, really. You have an idea of what you want, and you often have the strength to go and get it. It's just that you aren't sure of what to do when it comes to love. This could be due to one of many reasons, such as your crush/lover tends to be rather distant and hard to figure out, you've had your heart broken before, you've never been in an intimate relationship quite like this, etc... You're also the kind of good person that bad things like to happen to. Which is sad, but there's no real helping it. All you can do is stick through it and work towards making tomorrow a better day (if you even have a tomorrow, that is)...

Likeliness of being seme: 10%
Likeliness of being uke: 90%
Some fellow Bashful Bottoms: Subaru (Tokyo Babylon), Tsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei), Quatre (Gundam Wing), Hakkai (Saiyuki)

Qual o problema com ser uke?  

Não tem problema em ser Uke. É que eu não pensei que quando eu fosse fazer o teste eu me tornaria um Uke em um yaoi. E depois de ver a porcentagem do 2 teste, eu fiquei com aquela cara de quem deixou cair o próprio sorvete quando só lambei uma unica vez. Pra ficar claro, não tenho nada contra ser Uke, foi só surpresa. Não fique bravo  , vamos sorrir  e curtir a vida.

Ninguém tá bravo aqui não.  

Ainda bem, por um momento eu tive a sensação de que eu fosse morrer  

You are aOpportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.



Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

  COMO ASSIM??